15 -- [audio]

[illuminatings]

I wonder why this one's having so many problems issuing out her love life.

I'M A GUY, DAMMIT.

Sure you are. Why else are you staring---

Staring at what?!

Staring at Train so girlishly!

...

WHAT PART OF GUY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Right, right. And we're supposed to believe you, Miss Crushing Over Train~

...

*sound of metal being slipped out of something*

What are you doing?

Ancient Hikari Family Move Number Thirteen! Five Piercing Points of Torture!

*sound of stabbing over and over again*

AYIIIIII. And you're supposed to be in bed!

SAY ANYTHIN' ABOUT THAT AGAIN 'N NEXT TIME I WON'T BE SO NICE!

Yes, sir!

Good... Now anyone else want to try that?

No, sir!

Very good.

Comments

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

HA! That'll teach them some manners!

[locked]

Who's Train?

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Of course!

[locked]

Friend of mine.

[locked]

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

A friend or a "Friend"

Re: [locked]

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

...friend.

[tamerofmiracles.livejournal.com]

...You're sure you're not a girl?! 'Cause I've known some pretty tough determined girls who can fight like that; I'm actually dating one, and she's as tough as they come!

(Locked)

...Did they say Train? 'Cause I think I hired him recently!


(OOC: Strikes are whispered, barely audible responses.)

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I ain't a girl! Oh, wow, who is it?

[tamerofmiracles.livejournal.com]

Oh-okay! Just had to ask, you know? Her name's Makino Ruki; wears a shirt with a blue heart on it, and has Renamon as her partner. Once you get past her rough edges, she's actually cool to be around!

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Understandable! Nice! I think I might go ahead 'n try to meet up with her. I like tough girls.

[stray-badluck.livejournal.com]

. . . Well then.

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

...it ain't what it looks like, Train. The mistletoe is just confused.

[stray-badluck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's still weird hearing me as an accusation.

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Uh, well, hat's off to you?

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Hoshi likes boys?

Nah the mistletoe's just being stupid...like when it said we had the hots for Jinx!

JINX! *sound of spitting*

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

If she finds out any of this, Jinx might turn you guys inside out-no matter how many of you there are!

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Any o what? We hate that two timin' witch!

Yeah! Stupid mistletoes told us we had a thing for everyone in our gang!

But the only person Billy needs is...

*all Billys*
BILLY NUMEROUS!

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

...That's nice to know, guys! I think I know what to get you for Christmas, but since there are so many of you it'll be difficult figuring out what to get each one of you!

[goddamnbatsman.livejournal.com]

...so, would that be incest or masturbation?

[locked]

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

I'd have to stop throwing up long enough to hit them...

Re: [locked]

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

^^

True! Need a barf bag?

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Oh, aha, no! It's just the mistletoe being stupid!

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

See? Told ya so.

I told YOU so.

I thought I said it.

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Now dudes, don't fight.

[fish-not-girl.livejournal.com]

guess I got lucky. Mine aren't calling me a girl at least.

Cooro and Husky~!

No, Nana and Husky~!

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Different strokes for different folks?

[fish-not-girl.livejournal.com]

Maybe. At least they stopped with the more disturbing of the four.