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[illuminatings]

I wonder why this one's having so many problems issuing out her love life.

I'M A GUY, DAMMIT.

Sure you are. Why else are you staring---

Staring at what?!

Staring at Train so girlishly!

...

WHAT PART OF GUY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Right, right. And we're supposed to believe you, Miss Crushing Over Train~

...

*sound of metal being slipped out of something*

What are you doing?

Ancient Hikari Family Move Number Thirteen! Five Piercing Points of Torture!

*sound of stabbing over and over again*

AYIIIIII. And you're supposed to be in bed!

SAY ANYTHIN' ABOUT THAT AGAIN 'N NEXT TIME I WON'T BE SO NICE!

Yes, sir!

Good... Now anyone else want to try that?

No, sir!

Very good.

Comments

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

HA! That'll teach them some manners!

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Who's Train?

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Of course!

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Friend of mine.

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[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

A friend or a "Friend"

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[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

...friend.

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[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

So the plants are liars?

Come on sister you can tell me...

...

Oh and for that matter why are you saying your a boy? I've seen you in a hospital gown...there's nothing particularly boyish about what's under it.

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[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much.

...I was sleeping.

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[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

That still doesn't explain why your saying your a boy.

[tamerofmiracles.livejournal.com]

...You're sure you're not a girl?! 'Cause I've known some pretty tough determined girls who can fight like that; I'm actually dating one, and she's as tough as they come!

(Locked)

...Did they say Train? 'Cause I think I hired him recently!


(OOC: Strikes are whispered, barely audible responses.)

[stray-badluck.livejournal.com]

. . . Well then.

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Hoshi likes boys?

Nah the mistletoe's just being stupid...like when it said we had the hots for Jinx!

JINX! *sound of spitting*

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

If she finds out any of this, Jinx might turn you guys inside out-no matter how many of you there are!

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Any o what? We hate that two timin' witch!

Yeah! Stupid mistletoes told us we had a thing for everyone in our gang!

But the only person Billy needs is...

*all Billys*
BILLY NUMEROUS!

[fish-not-girl.livejournal.com]

guess I got lucky. Mine aren't calling me a girl at least.

Cooro and Husky~!

No, Nana and Husky~!

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[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

I'd have to stop throwing up long enough to hit them...

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[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

^^

True! Need a barf bag?

[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

...That's nice to know, guys! I think I know what to get you for Christmas, but since there are so many of you it'll be difficult figuring out what to get each one of you!

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[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

I think I'll live...Dr. Sake has my back!

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Oh whatever you get we can duplicate probably...wait...

*four billy's* WHAT!?!?

W..why would you get us anythin' we hardly know you!

Y..yeah whattya tryin' to get from us?

You think you can bribe us or summat?

What's yer angle sister?

Billys...I think she's just nice...

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[guardian-haylin.livejournal.com]

Keep going to that particular doctor too much, you could find yourself with another problem! But, as long as you have it under control...

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[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

Bah you worry too much little sister, this is the best time of a year for drinks of a more mature set, particularly when enjoyed in the company of friends...or just attractive female friends...in the bath...or in a nice toasty tent with some nice warm food...

So why do you always drink alone my queen?

...I'm not alone I have you.

But I do not drink.

...*Sigh*

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[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

'cause I found it easier to be a boy than to be a girl.

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I ain't a girl! Oh, wow, who is it?

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

...it ain't what it looks like, Train. The mistletoe is just confused.

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[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

Well that's not too weird I mean I find it easier to be a tomboy then a girlie girl.

So...should I start pretending to or what?

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Oh, aha, no! It's just the mistletoe being stupid!