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[illuminatings]

...I suddenly should be glad that I'm forced to lay down in a bed, huh?

'Sides, I don't got any crushes here, so why the hell is it tellin' me to get it on with others? Seriously, man, seriously.

We know you have some love in there.

SHUT UP! NO, I DON'T!

You do~.

...wonder if stabbin' the things will help.

Comments

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

So far the most effective methods seem to be...get them drunk...smother them under something...or befriend them.

I'm experimenting with different mediums...let's see how the frozen one is coming along...

*sound of freezer door opening*

I...I'm n.n..not as cc..cold a...as your thighs! Ha come on dummy I'm a December weather plant did you really think this would work? Now put on a sexy nurse outfit and go Medicate that girl!

*Door closing*

...

How the hell do these things know so much about us?

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know!

I'll go ahead and try the stabbin'.

*sound of cutting things*

Did you think stabbing and cutting me to pieces would work?

...

What the hell?!

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

...the nurses let you keep your blades?

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

...for protection, really.

'Sides, my sword doesn't like others touchin' it.

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

...well I've seen stranger I guess.

*Door opens*

What your still here? Go shoo enjoy the bounties of the holiday season an...

*door closes*

...Fanbeemon did you really have to get that ice cream bar at that exact moment?

...I'm sorry my queen.

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

What kind of things have you seen?

You think you can silence me~? You are a fool, Hoshi!

...Reiko? Go play with that.

"But Hoshi-dono..."

Oh, fine. Uh... Plotmon! It's a bird disguised as mistletoe!

Really?! Where?!

There!

*sounds of pouncing*

...seems to have worked.

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

Well there was that crazy old broad who came out of the pie...

See you can't stop thinking about pie can you, your a hungry girl aren't ya pinky?

For crying out loud their multiplying or something!

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

I've seen ghosts in toilets. After that, you've pretty much seen everythin' in the world.

Ghosts! Ghosts!

STOP REPEATING EVERYTHIN' I FUCKIN' SAY, DAMMIT.

[stray-badluck.livejournal.com]

They were doing that to me too. Not exactly fun listening to them...

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

I'm tryin' to tune 'em out. It ain't workin'.

[stray-badluck.livejournal.com]

Try putting tape over them?

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

I have medical tape. Is that enough?

[stray-badluck.livejournal.com]

I dunno- you'd have to try.

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

'kay, gonna go do that now.

*sounds of taping and restraining things*

...seems to have worked this time. Stabbin' didn't quite work out.

[stray-badluck.livejournal.com]

What would you have used to stab it?

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

My sword!

[stray-badluck.livejournal.com]

...You have a sword with you?

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

... wow.

These things seem to think that what they say can annoy me at all.

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

Do they actually annoy you?

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

Nope!

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

...

H-How?!

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

Too many walk-ins make these things seem tame.

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

I... I guess you're right.

But, damn, didn't know these things were classified as "tame", Yuka.

Well, at least to you.

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, it just takes time.

[soul-on-light.livejournal.com]

How much?