14 -- [locked from Shichiyou -- audio]

Mmnrgh, I should find somethin' to do to, 'cause I'm pretty sure that I'll have a hefty hospital bill when I get outta here 'n when my back heals.

Then again, maybe I should wait. I mean, after all, I should just wait 'til I'm outta the hospital anyways, huh?

Yeah, then I can simply relax 'n recover my strength for when I need it 'n somethin' tells me that I'll be needin' it soon enough.

Should think of at least somethin' I can do in the meantime, though.

15 -- [audio]

I wonder why this one's having so many problems issuing out her love life.

I'M A GUY, DAMMIT.

Sure you are. Why else are you staring---

Staring at what?!

Staring at Train so girlishly!

...

WHAT PART OF GUY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Right, right. And we're supposed to believe you, Miss Crushing Over Train~

...

*sound of metal being slipped out of something*

What are you doing?

Ancient Hikari Family Move Number Thirteen! Five Piercing Points of Torture!

*sound of stabbing over and over again*

AYIIIIII. And you're supposed to be in bed!

SAY ANYTHIN' ABOUT THAT AGAIN 'N NEXT TIME I WON'T BE SO NICE!

Yes, sir!

Good... Now anyone else want to try that?

No, sir!

Very good.