[identity profile] usourselveswe.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hey Hoshi!

What's up Hoshi?

How ya been Hoshi?

Happy Valentine's day Hoshi!

We missed Valentine's day.

[identity profile] soul-on-light.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well, thank you.

However, there is a reason I contacted you.

You harmed my nephew and my best friend. Got any reason for it?

[identity profile] usourselveswe.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?

What?

Couldn't tah been us.

Nope not Billy, we like Hoshi.

Yep yep, we've been busy this week anyway.

[identity profile] soul-on-light.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
BULLSHIT! My nephew wouldn't lie to me and I'm sure Jinx would tell me the honest answer.

Now, you have one more chance before I show you how sharp my dagger really is.

[identity profile] usourselveswe.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
What's Jinx gotta do with it?

JINX! *Spit sound*


[identity profile] soul-on-light.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
You turned Jinx into stone, you idiot!

Does the name Asakura Hana ring any bells?

[identity profile] usourselveswe.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah but you said your best friend, weren't you mad at Jinx fer something?

Hana? Huh...Hana...

Wait...Didn't Jinx yell something about a Hana-Nee?

Can't have been the same...she said Hananee like Hand and Knee!

[identity profile] soul-on-light.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I forgave her, you moron.

And that's how you pronounce it in Japanese.

[identity profile] usourselveswe.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Aw man, Hoshi you ain't tellin' us you're best friend is that backstabbin'

No good

rotten

lesbo lovin'

hair teasein'

lair cheat,

Of a witch is actually your best friend?

[identity profile] soul-on-light.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, she is, unlike you, you double-crossing snake in the grass!

[identity profile] usourselveswe.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hey hey hey!

We ain't never double crossed no one!

What's your bum burned for? S'not like we attacked you.

[identity profile] soul-on-light.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
You may not have attacked me directly, but you attacked me indirectly by attacking two people that are in my family.

That is one of the worse crimes someone can do to someone else, especially how they put their trust into said person.

So, now that you broke said trust by attacking two people that I love dearly? You're on my shit list.

Now, we can do this two ways: easy or hard. What one do you prefer?

[identity profile] usourselveswe.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Wait wait...so Hananee was you're family?

Aw Hoshi we wouldn't have attacked the little brat if we knew.

The way he was clinging to Jinx we thought she was just a pervert.

[identity profile] soul-on-light.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Do I gotta spell it out for you... OF COURSE HE IS, YOU NITWIT. HE'S MY NEPHEW!

Answer my question.

[identity profile] usourselveswe.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Aww we don't wanna fight you Hoshi!

Yeah we like you, you're cool!

Yeah even if your choice in friends sucks.

[audio comment]

[identity profile] soul-on-light.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
*A mixture of her voice and Tsubasa's voice leaks through.*

You wanna test that, you good for nothin' sniveling piece of shit?

Re: [audio comment]

[identity profile] usourselveswe.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa!

Hey them's fight'in words!

Fine Hoshi you want it you got it! We'll show you what a real man can do!

Heh, we're more men then you can handle ya sissy girlie girl!

Heh, yeah! Crossdressing princess.

Big boobied bimbo!

Re: [audio comment]

[identity profile] soul-on-light.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Call me whatever the hell ya want. You're gonna fall eventually.

So, tell me... When and where, pussy?

Re: [audio comment][Strikes spoken after signal was cut so not heard]

[identity profile] usourselveswe.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
*Muffled sound as Billybird snatches the D-comm*

Err...sorry wrong number!

[Transmission terminated]

HEY WHAT'd YOU DO THAT FOR!?!?

Billy LOT's alrady pissed you hurt Jinx, imagine what she'd do if you got into ANOTHER fight before...

[identity profile] soul-on-light.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, I'll find him.